Rocknoggins are the creation of Dawn Sorrell

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What Are Rocknoggins?

Each noggin has it's own unique character discovered as faint images naturally hidden on the surface of the original rock and then released.  Start here to browse through and enjoy meeting them all.  Please note that the prices listed are subject to change without notice and are for the cast pieces. Some originals are still available, contact us if you're interested in an original Rocknoggin.

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Andy
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Andy
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
5.5" x 6.5" x 6.5"

Weight: 10lbs
approximate weight

Price: $95.00

Andy rocks…Give him a little push and he is overcome with an infectious joy that sends him rocking with laughter. His chuckle will overtake you as it does him. Try as you might, you can’t topple him. Happiness is his to hold and he accepts what fate offers with nothing but good cheer. He knows the value in laughing everyday and in sharing his joy with others. He concerns himself with delight and joy and on occasion, will bust out in a snigger so alarmingly full of life and love that you can’t help but laugh with him.

“Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for air.” ~ George Carlin

Bernie
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Bernie
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
5.5" x 4.5" x 5"

Weight: 4lbs
approximate weight

Price: $65.00

"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." ~ Helen Keller

Bernie is just a happy little guy, twirling in a dance of delight, marveling at the beauty all around him. Give him a little push and it sends him spinning around and round. On occasion he may topple, but he quickly sets himself right and continues with his merriment and play. So full of life and love, he just wants to bust out in a jig of sheer joy.

“Light quirks of music, broken and uneven, make the soul dance upon a jig to Heav’n.” ~ Alexander Pope

Bert
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Bert
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
5" x 6" x 6"

Weight: 8lbs
approximate weight

Price: $190

Bert has a quite acceptance about him. He knows how it feels to fall flat on his face but has faith that each day begins anew, and with great resilience, he picks himself up and begins again. He knows each sunrise brings new promise. The cracks, the deep grooves and the stain on his face tell his story. He’s fought a hard-won battle but emerged a resilient, compassionate, loving being that knows the value of keeping his mouth shut tight ~ “into a closed mouth, no bug can fly”

“No love, no friendship can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.” ~ Francois Muriac

Big Louie
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Big Louie
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
19" x 12" x 11"

Weight: 70lbs
approximate weight

Price: $425.00

Big Louie is one of the largest Rocknoggins, he stays put and offers strength and support, when the whole world seems to walk away ~ he holds the coarse. Both in the good times and bad, he’ll be by your side. You can lean on him. You can sit on him….you can count on him to be that rock solid friend that we all hope for and hope to be.

“Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

Biscuit
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Biscuit
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: Yes

Size:
6" x 19.5" x 13"

Weight: 55lbs
approximate weight

Price: $325.00

"Difficulties mastered are opportunities won." ~ Winston Churchill
Biscuit: full to bursting, bulging and billowy…one might think a little soft around the edges, but don’t let this fool you - he’s tough and resilient despite the challenges and pressures that life has brought him. He’s been stepped on, sat on, and generally kicked around, but he’s still smiling despite it all.

The most important thing to remember is this: To be ready at any moment to give up what you are for what you might become.” ~ W.E.B. Du Bois

Bo
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Bo
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
5" x 3.5" x 4"

Weight: 2lbs
approximate weight

Price: $45.00

His name means‚ precious and commanding. He is absolutely charming and a delight to have as a reminder to be content with who we are. His smile tells us he’s realized the need to‚ "Be content with what you have; rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking‚ the whole world belongs to you." ~ Lao Tzu

“The higher we soar, the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.” ~ Nietzsche

Bob
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Bob
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
5.5" x 5" x 4"

Weight: 2lbs
approximate weight

Price: $55.00

"The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time." ~ James Taylor

Bob definitely enjoys just sitting back and watching as time passes. We all see someone we know in Bob. His familiar presence puts us at ease and we welcome his unimposing company in our lives. You can’t go wrong with Bob, he’s comfortable, friendly and easy to love.

“What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.

Boris
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Boris
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
7.5" x 5.5" x 5.5"

Weight: 10lbs
approximate weight

Price: $130.00

Boris, designed to sit on the edge of a mantle or table.
He’s perched on the edge of life, watching, waiting, observing the ways of the world. He’s waiting for just the right time to hurl himself towards his destiny. The right push may send him toppling in a free fall, so be sure to anchor him securely.
He’s missed many opportunities and misjudged others with his pensive, suspicious nature; and, he knows how it feels to let a friend, a dream, a great opportunity slip away. He hides his disappointment beneath the crust of bitterness and you can humor him with your good nature, but he’s not an easy convert.

“I held a moment in my hand, brilliant as a star, fragile as a flower, a tiny sliver of one hour. I dripped it carelessly, Ah! I didn’t know, I held opportunity.” ~ Hazel Lee

Bruno
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Bruno
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
10" x 6" x 6"

Weight: 20lbs
approximate weight

Price: $245.00

Bruno looks like a well worn Italian leather shoe. He’s been around the block a few times and has seen much in his life. He’s learned the value of keeping a tight lip and looking the other way. He’s a great confidant and you can trust that he won’t share your intimate secrets and will never pass judgment. He’s a quiet participant who’s found a great inner peace by embracing the moment, allowing others to live their life as they choose and not fretting over the inconsequential. Join him in his great appreciation for love, life, and errors…‘cause he knows his shadow isn’t good company.

“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” ~ Mark Twain

Bullfrog
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Bullfrog
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
6" x 6" x 6"

Weight: 5lbs
approximate weight

Price: $65.00

This is one chillin’ frog. Content to wait for his moment in the sun, he seemingly holds his breath in his reverence for coolness. His time will come and there is really no rush for the push to the rays. Available in many different finishes. From dark to light, every bullfrog turns out unique.

“Between the wish and the thing life lies the waiting.” ~ unknown

Chuckles
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Chuckles
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
5" x 5" x 4.5"

Weight: 5lbs
approximate weight

Price: $45.00

Chuckles is flat out having a good time! On occasion he simply can’t control himself and he rolls with laughter. He’s found happiness in just being alive and his perpetual laugh brings lightness to all that see him. He can rekindle your inner spirit with just a glance.

“Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.” ~ Anonymous

Cletus
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Cletus
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
8" x 8" x 16"

Weight: 60lbs
approximate weight

Price: $425.00

The interactive Rocknoggin. You can actually make this one smile, or laugh by degrees, depending on your mood. Named after Dawn’s Irish grandfather who had a big belly laugh, this one is near and dear to our hearts! Good for a patio or indoors, he makes a wonderful conversational piece.

“A smile starts on the lips. A grin spreads to the eyes. A chuckle comes from the belly. But a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, overflows, and bubbles all around.” ~ Carolyn Birmingham

Cyclopse
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Cyclopse
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
4" x 2.5" x 3"

Weight: 2lbs
approximate weight

Price: $35.00

Cyclopse: he only has an eye for you…one of the smallest Rocknoggins and an interesting and comical character that makes a perfect gift for just about anyone.

“Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.” ~ unknown

Dama
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Dama
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
11" x 14" x 5"

Weight: 30lbs
approximate weight

Price: $375.00

Dama means soul or spirit and is thought to bring good fortune and happiness to any home. It was originally inspired by a Japanese welcome doll called Daruma. Traditionally in Japan, it is placed at the entrance of your home, inside or out and is thought to bring good fortune and happiness to all... Dama has an undaunted spirit of sheer joy.

“Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods.

Elwin
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Elwin
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
2.5" x 5" x 3.5"

Weight: 4lbs
approximate weight

Price: $40.00

Meaning: Elf wise friend. He is one of the smallest Rocknoggins and the friendliest. He’s unassuming and can fit comfortably on a desk or hangout in the garden. One of the most naturalistic Rocknoggins, he looks to have been found with that mug. He makes a great friendship gift with his happy demeanor and wise expression. His face says it all, "I know you and appreciate who you are".

“Good friends are like Rocks...they will last our lifetime and they are always around when you need them.

Flat-top Otis
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Flat-top Otis
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
9" x 6" x 6"

Weight: 20lbs
approximate weight

Price: $160.00

Flat-top Otis has the perfect noggin for holding just about anything: a rock, plant, coffee cup, or even an apple for target practice. You can entertain yourself by placing endearing objects on his head but you won’t faze him – he’s a tough nut to crack! He’ll ably carry your load but only with mocked amusement and a self effacing quip, “I’m thrilled!” He’s a good one to have around as a reminder to lighten-up and enjoy your life!

“Life is too important to be taken seriously.” ~ Oscar Wilde

Freddie
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Freddie
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
1" x 5" x 3.5"

Weight: 2lbs
approximate weight

Price: $35.00

An unimposing pond decoration. Freddie makes a wonderful gift for children or anyone with an avid frog collection.

“The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives.” ~ American Indian Saying

Goofy
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Goofy
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: Yes

Size:
14" x 8" x 10"

Weight: 25lbs
approximate weight

Price: $225.00

“Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.” ~ Kahlil Gibran Goofy definitely has a light heart and a light spirit. His grin travels ear-to-ear and if you let it, it will overtake you as well. His good nature is unrelenting and the perfect companion as he never waivers in his glee.

“Joy is very infectious; therefore, be always full of joy.” ~ Mother Teresa

Guido
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Guido
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
12" x 8" x 7"

Weight: 40lbs
approximate weight

Price: $365.00

Guido, an Italian Mafioso, has that wiseguy demeanor, but his overall countenance is warm and delightful. He’s been face down in the gutter, but he’s resilient and he knows that in this life, he who laughs longest, laughs last. He’s got that "ba-da-boom" attitude because he has learned that life can be short and that you must treat everyone you meet, friend or enemy, loved one or stranger, as if it were your last meeting — because in this business you never know. He never takes life too seriously because he knows you never get out alive.

“He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.

Gustaf
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Gustaf
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
10" x 9" x 10"

Weight: 30lbs
approximate weight

Price: $365.00

Despite his rather commanding name‚ Gustaf has a very meek demeanor and a warm and caring heart. He holds his head up high‚ rapt in attention as he silently listens to the world around him‚ knowing that much knowledge is gained in silence. Confide in him and he won’t ever divulge your secrets. He’s a gentle and caring companion who will faithfully listen to you‚ with never a judging thought.

“The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention.

Hair-Lip McCoy
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Hair-Lip McCoy
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
10" x 6" x 3.5"

Weight: 10lbs
approximate weight

Price: $120.00

Hair-lip McCoy: Born with a perpetual crooked grin and a good nature that most can’t resist. He has a fondness for all he meets; but his accepting, undemanding appearance is often mistaken for a gullible stupor. It’s of no worry to him as he’s learned to accept himself just the way he is. On occasion he might catch you off guard with a wit so wry, you might ask for sourdough…this one is worth keeping.

“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.” ~ W.C. Fields

Haus
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Haus
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: Yes

Size:
5" x 4.5" x 4"

Weight: 5lbs
approximate weight

Price: $65.00

Haus is the big honcho, the big kahuna, the big cheese. Rightly so, he’s the man in charge and he demands respect. He has a cantankerous air about him that tells people, "Don’t mess with me!", but his bark is definitely worse than his bite. Under that great big, imposing mustache is a caring, kind, loving soul that would do anything for anybody. One only has to look past the facade to see his true nature. Those that truly know him, love him dearly.

Heart
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Heart
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
1.5" x 4.25" x 1.5"

Weight: 2lbs
approximate weight

Price: $55.00

Two souls collided
Hearts entangled
Left as one united

“Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another.” ~ George Eliot

Hobbs
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Hobbs
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
13" x 6.5" x 7"

Weight: 20lbs
approximate weight

Price: $295.00

Hobbs, a suspected curmudgeon, is really just a kind hearted guy who has been a little disenchanted by the turns of the world. He loves mankind and his high standards and expectations have left him disappointed in the mediocrity he sees around him. Don’t hold his seemingly bitterness against him, for it is just an unconscious ploy at covering his vulnerability. Beneath his, somewhat "crusty", gruff exterior lies the most kind-hearted, loving individual you have ever met. His hidden gifts are worth waiting for.

“Give love and unconditional acceptance to those you encounter, and notice what happens.

Hugh
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Hugh
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
11" x 6" x 8"

Weight: 25lbs
approximate weight

Price: $225.00

Hugh, a.k.a. Hubert, a.k.a. Hugubert has a warm and loving spirit. His nose is pressed and wrinkled on one side, from all the hugs he gives out and he leans to the side to offer more of his affections. He is humble and generous with his love and can always lift your spirit with just one hug.

“A silent hug means a thousand words to an unhappy heart.

Jimmy-the-Nose
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Jimmy-the-Nose
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
13.5" x 9" x 10"

Weight: 40lbs
approximate weight

Price: $385.00

Jimmy-the-Nose, a member of the Italian Mafioso, used to work with the likes of Guido and Eddie Galante. He’s got that wise guy ‘ba-da-boom’ attitude because he’s suffered a few hard knocks in his day. His slightly disproportionate schnoz has been in the line of a punch or two and he’s learned you have to be tough in this business of life. He’s tough but wise and knows first hand - it’s not how you look or what’s on the surface, but what’s inside a guy that matters. Jimmy has proven his mettle and he’s got a nose for trouble….he’s the guy you want watching ahead and behind.

“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.” ~ Mark Twain

Luscious
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Luscious
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
7.5" x 4.5" x 7"

Weight: 15lbs
approximate weight

Price: $135.00

Luscious is one aggressive Bullfrog. He’s a little fed up with the world and is taking a stance against people who mess with him. He has no patience or words left to share, only an “in your face” stance that says, “back off”…and, if that’s not enough, he sticks his tongue out to further seal the deal. He’s a prime candidate for anger management classes but he’s accepting NO council at the moment.

“Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I really need it.” ~ Swedish Proverb

Magoo
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Magoo
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: Yes

Size:
6.5" x 9" x 11"

Weight: 30lbs
approximate weight

Price: $325.00

Magoo is a happy little Irish man who literally can’t see past his nose. It’s of no mind to him though, as he attracts the little children who put all imaginable accoutrements in his nose. On rare occasions, if you listen very carefully, you can hear a faint little Irish snigger ring out.

May the sun shine all day long, everything go right and nothing wrong. May those you love bring love back to you, and may all the wishes you wish come true! ~ Irish Blessing

Manic Max
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Manic Max
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
7" x 5" x 5.5"

Weight: 6lbs
approximate weight

Price: $85.00

"To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else." ~ Emily Dickinson

Manic max is flat-out wired! He is so full of energy, ideas and passion, that he can’t quite contain himself. The wheels are always turning and he’s always ready to live, learn, love, and create the most grandiose dreams. Some call him ‘high-strung’, others see only chaos, but this one has gifts in him, the likes of which will, undoubtedly - wire you!

“You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.

Mario
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Mario
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
8.5" x 5" x 5"

Weight: 20lbs
approximate weight

Price: $140.00

Mario is a humble companion. He has faced many challenges in this life and from those hardships he’s gained a humbleness beyond nobility. He’s realized: “Humility is the only certain defense against humiliation”

Through his trials, Mario has gained compassion for all he meets and he’s realized that there is no growth in solitude but through friendship, one can gain immeasurable insights and treasures. He’s a true friend that will go the distance with you and be at your side through thick and thin, good and bad, right or wrong, fault and flaw.

“Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another.

Mr. Squish
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Mr. Squish
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
4.5" x 13" x 12"

Weight: 30lbs
approximate weight

Price: $290.00

He has been stepped on one too many times, but there is still a calmness about him — a coolness that tells you that in the face of adversity, you must sometimes wait out the storm, and all will turn out for the best. He has been pressed down by the weight of the world. His senses wrapt into a half sleep, he dreams of a better world of peace and contentment. Adversity has redefined his image, but he knows, as the Chinese proverb says, "to get through the hardest journey, we need take only one step at a time, but we must keep on stepping".

“Adaptability: A wise man adapts himself to circumstances as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it.

Olga
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Olga
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: Yes

Size:
12" x 4" x 5"

Weight: 15lbs
approximate weight

Price: $190.00

Olga’s slightly persnickety sneer shouldn’t be mistaken for contempt or disdain. On the contrary, which she often is, she suffers from the acute inability to be apathetic toward her fellow comrades. Her weakness isn’t judging - it’s loving! Her “vice is Advice” and she’s learning to keep her mouth pinched in a pucker, remembering her less than perfect purity.

“Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold – but so does a hard boiled egg.” ~ author unknown

Pierre
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Pierre
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
10" x 11" x 8"

Weight: 35lbs
approximate weight

Price: $325.00

Pierre, sometimes mistaken as the arrogant Frenchman, is actually quite down to earth and humble. His heritage has brought him pride and sophistication, but life has taught him humility and compassion. He’s learned that no wealth or treasure surmounts the value of good friends and appreciates the importance of all those who have touched his life…“Ma cherie, I believe zee Americans pronounce zat word ‘appiness

“Life is nothing without friendship.” ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero

Porter
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Porter
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
9.5" x 8" x 6"

Weight: 12lbs
approximate weight

Price: $145.00

Porter is a portly soul. He looks as if he’s swallowed one too many flies in his day, but never his pride. He stands his post with great smugness never giving into the threat of a fall. He holds his stomach, as his convictions, with great effort, resisting the world’s gravitational pull to let go.

He’s a great visitor to your garden as a reminder of the paradox in pride: “it makes some men ridiculous, but prevents others from becoming so.” ~ Charles Caleb Colton

“Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions which move with him like flies on a summer day.” ~ Bertrand Russell

Rodney
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Rodney
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
8.5" x 4.5" x 6.5"

Weight: 20lbs
approximate weight

Price: $135.00

Perhaps unfairly, Rodney has been known to be a little cantankerous and contrary. Like Oscar Wilde’s description: “I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes” - Rod is a little overdone…But don’t let his spiteful, judging expression fool you; somewhere buried deep below the hardened surface is a gregarious, fun-loving, deeply spirited man, the likes of which will leave you rolling on the floor with laughter and warm your heart.

“Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring.” Oscar Wilde

Rudy
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Rudy
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
4.5" x 5" x 4.5"

Weight: 5lbs
approximate weight

Price: $45.00

Rudy’s warmth is unmistakable. When you need a hug and a warming of your spirits - Rudy is the one! He’s unimposing and kind and offers love and kindness to anyone that needs a chum. Embrace him with both hands and you will feel a rekindling of your spirits and be overcome.

“May God grant you always...A sunbeam to warm you, a moonbeam to charm you, a sheltering Angel so nothing can harm you, laughter to cheer you, faithful friends near you, and whenever you pray, Heaven to hear you.

Russell
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Russell
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
5" x 12" x 10"

Weight: 20lbs
approximate weight

Price: $290.00

Russell is like a cairn or trail marker on life’s unmarked trail. He’s a stoic companion that will wait for you when you get lost and mark the path when you’re ready to pick up the pace, once again. He’s remarkably warm and understanding and knows that sometimes, you just need a silent companion and a stepping stone to get you on your way. He knows, as the Chinese proverb says, "to get through the hardest journey, we need take only one step at a time, but we must keep on stepping."

“If we don’t change our direction we’re likely to end up where we’re headed. ~ Chinese Proverb

Shish-ka-noggin
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Shish-ka-noggin
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
8.5" x 12.5" x 3"

Weight: 20lbs
approximate weight

Price: $120.00

Shish-ka-noggin is the very first Rocknoggin. The original was created long ago in another life and time…before Dawn’s pivotal move into sculpting full time. Posted on a skewer…”I’ll have your head for this!”…rang out as she fearlessly dashed into her world of creation…and she never looked back… “Become who you are.” ~ Nietzsche

“To be nobody but yourself in a world that’s doing its best to make you somebody else, is to fight the hardest battle you are ever going to fight. Never stop fighting.” ~ e.e. cummings

Simon
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Simon
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
11.5" x 9" x 7"

Weight: 20lbs
approximate weight

Price: $265.00

"The quieter you become, the more you can hear." ~ Baba Ramdas

Simon means, "one who hears" He listens to the world around him and takes in all the glorious gifts that silence has to give. He keeps secrets whose truths cannot be revealed. He is content to hold his tongue because he knows that wisdom grows from silence, that silent contemplation gives up truths and that before wisdom arrives, there is silence.

“Silence is true wisdom’s best reply. ~ Euripides

Slug-stomper
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Slug-stomper
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
10" x 3.5" x 4.25"

Weight: 15lbs
approximate weight

Price: $85.00

A nice decoration in the garden but also functional and fun at a party... Door stop‚ paper weight‚ and yes you can really stomp slugs‚ if you so desire. (Note: no slugs were harmed in its creation).

“Better slip with foot than tongue. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Sol
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Sol
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
11.5" x 10" x 16"

Weight: 65lbs
approximate weight

Price: $425.00

Look into his eyes and you see the wisdom of his age. He is intelligent reverent and wise. Look further and you see the unwavering inner light that emanates peace and tranquility. He has a lightness about him because he has learned to except what "is" and sees the perfection in this. He has an unwavering inner light that brings peace and contentment to all who look.

“When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.

Steppin-out Stanley
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Steppin-out Stanley
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: Yes

Size:
5" x 19" x 10"

Weight: 70lbs
approximate weight

Price: $465.00

Steppin-out Stanley: great stepping stone, plant perch or simply a place to sit and contemplate
“Hold up my goings in thy paths, that my footsteps slip not.” Bible
In the path of life, Steppin-out Stanley is the stable, stoic friend you need. He will hold you up in your climb, take the weight of whatever is slowing your pace, or simply be a rest stop for you to sit when the going gets tough.

“Thus nature has no love for solitude, and always leans, as it were, on some support; and the sweetest support is found in the most intimate friendship.

The Brit
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The Brit
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
19" x 8" x 6"

Weight: 55lbs
approximate weight

Price: $425.00

The Brit is an international character, who keeps that stiff upper lip through adversity, difficulty and calamity. He remains resolute and stoic through life’s challenges. There’s no use in boohooin’, just synch up your knickers and move on - this one is no whinging pommy.

Keep a stiff upper lip old chap, though hard be the journey.

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The Criminal
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The Criminal
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
5" x 5" x 3"

Weight: 18lbs
approximate weight

Price: $65.00

Notorious for being heisted from a home and garden show this summer, he is well known around these parts. He is easily carried and puts some attitude in any environment. A sought after noggin and perfect gift for anyone who isn’t too gullible or naïve.

“Everyone has enough weeding to do in their own garden.

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Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
4.5" x 2" x 2"

Weight: 1lbs
approximate weight

Price: $30.00

Use this as a comical surprise in the garden, or give it as a gift to say: "Way to go!” or "Good job!" Also available in green for all you master gardeners out there.

“It’s tough trying to keep your feet on the ground, your head above the clouds, your nose to the grindstone, your shoulder to the wheel, your finger on the pulse, your eye on the ball and your ear to the ground.” ~ Proverb

Thurston G.
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Thurston G.
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
16" x 12" x 9"

Weight: 65lbs
approximate weight

Price: $465.00

Thurston G. is a big jovial, teddy bear of a guy. Everyone he meets is a friend and he sees the gifts and good in all. He watches over his friends and neighbors and shares the hard-won lessons he’s learned in life in a witty thread of one-liners. He’s witnessed a lot in his life and has learned never to take yourself too seriously.

Laugh often, laugh much, love openly and grandly…and always share your cooking....

You can never run from trouble – you can always start fresh but with each new choice, comes a whole new set of problems.” ~ George Thurston

Tikimon
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Tikimon
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
17" x 7" x 6"

Weight: 32lbs
approximate weight

Price: $325.00

Tikimon is the spirit of whimsy. He’s a colorful island man with and air of superiority. He dispenses great knowledge for those who will take his counsel. He’s like the island medicine man who offers strange but potent advice to those who approach him. He can give to anyone the advice that they need ~ laughter. You’ll benefit from his teachings:

"No call alligator long mouth till you pass him." ~ Jamaican proverb

“Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.

Toe
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Toe
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
4" x 2" x 2"

Weight: 1lbs
approximate weight

Price: $30.00

"The toe of the star-gazer is often stubbed." ~ Russian Proverb

A comical choice that is a nice surprise in a planter or on a desk — very unexpected. Definitely a must-have for someone who has everything.

Walter
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Walter
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
10" x 10" x 10"

Weight: 30lbs
approximate weight

Price: $325.00

"Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you"

Walter, a backstreet brawler with a tough, wise-guy accent, seems to be taunting us with his, “you talkin’ to me?” expression…and, “give it your best shot” challenge. He’s a tough guy who has met many a punch, head-on. He can take a hit and he’s got a phantom uppercut that will seemingly come from nowhere and catch you off guard. This is the one to have by your side if you want to keep trouble away!

Wayne
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Wayne
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
14" x 8" x 6.5"

Weight: 45lbs
approximate weight

Price: $395.00

Wayne has seen a lot of disappointment in his life and fate hasn’t always been kind to this unsuspecting character. He’s learned to accept what life hands him. He’s adopted the motto‚ “whatever” and silently accepts what comes his way. He’s realized that some things simply cannot be changed and to find happiness in this world‚ he must accept the unchangeable as “what is”‚ and somehow find opportunity where once‚ only obstacles seemed to be.

“Since we cannot get what we like‚ let us like what we get” ~ Spanish proverb

Willy
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Willy
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
7" x 4" x 4"

Weight: 4lbs
approximate weight

Price: $65.00

Easy going‚ jiving to his own tune. He’s got melodies floating in and out of his head and you readily fall under the spell of his melodic humming. You are at once entranced by the slow easy rhythm of his groove. He has a peaceful‚ easy air about him that makes you want to sit back‚ relax and listen to his tune.

“Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.

Worry-mon
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Worry-mon
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
39" x 3" x 3"

Weight: 20lbs
approximate weight

Price: $475.00

Rub his head and dispense your worries.
He’ll take all your worries away. He stands like a guard at your entrance protecting your home or in the garden like a warden on call. He has the austere presence of a major-general as he stands upright and official awaiting your call

“Worry gives a small thing a big shadow.

Yasu
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Yasu
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
20" x 6" x 6"

Weight: 40lbs
approximate weight

Price: $425.00

Yasu means calm, peaceful, serenity.

His mind is absolutely quiet as he exists in the moment - feeling the sensation of the breeze, the warmth of the sun, smelling the fragrance of the earth and all that surrounds him. This present sense creates the feeling of floating and rising up into the air, casting off all worries and strain. Just by sharing his company, an unbound calmness envelops you, giving you a sense of lightness and ease. He pulls from you a sense of peace and offers you an affirmation:

“The Beauty of Life surrounds me, the Joy of Life uplifts me, and the Resilience of Life protects me.

Z
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Z
Available as cast: Yes
Available as original: No

Size:
11" x 5" x 4"

Weight: 20lbs
approximate weight

Price: $290.00

Z is the epitome of cool! A bit of an enigma, he is delightfully unpredictable. Is he whistling or is it a reluctant kiss? Some have said sleeping, others singing... Whatever you see in him, you can’t deny his charm and polished, ultra-cool demeanor.

“Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. ~ Micheal Caine

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